Oh gosh. For some reason, I JEEEUST realized that being in a long term relationship usually entails getting married and having kids. It occurred to me when I found out that Jimmy's brother and his girlfriend finally got married after, what, seven years? And they have a kid already and we found out a couple days ago that they've got another on the way.

Christ. Christ! I already freaked out and told Jimmy that I will object to him planting his seeds in my fertile land anytime soon. I DON'T CARE ABOUT HIS FANTASIES OF BECOMING A COWBOY (apparently one of the necessities of being a cowboy is to have a pretty girl wrongfully taken away from him, either through murder or running out on him to hide that she's pregnant AND I OBJECT TO BOTH CHOICES).

If I'm invited to the church wedding, I am going to freak out even more. Hahaha.